You look a bit cross Joe
I am feeling nauseous
Are you feeling unwell
Far from it Josie
I have a feeling that I know –
Then you would be correct
I am just over six feet tall
Which is slightly above average height
But it was nothing in comparison
Against the two WASP guys I saw in the street
They were at least six five tall maybe more
I would have taken them to be American Footballers
They were magnificent specimens ready for breeding
But as they passed me I noticed that they were holding hands
This offended me
Everything offends you Joe
They were from New York
How do you know that
I recognised their accents
So what has that got to do with it
I have been to New York
I know
It is a great place
I will take your word for it
But if I lets say walked around the city
With a Confederate flag draped over my shoulders
Then it is likely that I might cause offence
Possibly
These two faggots were obviously visiting the UK
But by holding hands they caused offence
Only to you Joe
The point I am making is that
When in Rome act as the Romans do
Who said that
The saying is hundreds of years old
Although I believe it is based
On the differences between Rome and Milan
Joe
Josie
What does WASP mean
White Anglo-Saxon Protestant
Surely you knew that
I did
Are you teasing me Josie
Yes I am
But I am trying to illustrate the absurdity of your views
Then why does it make me feel sick
Ask a doctor Joe