You look a bit cross Joe

I am feeling nauseous

Are you feeling unwell

Far from it Josie

I have a feeling that I know –

Then you would be correct

I am just over six feet tall

Which is slightly above average height

But it was nothing in comparison

Against the two WASP guys I saw in the street

They were at least six five tall maybe more

I would have taken them to be American Footballers

They were magnificent specimens ready for breeding

But as they passed me I noticed that they were holding hands

This offended me

Everything offends you Joe

They were from New York

How do you know that

I recognised their accents

So what has that got to do with it

I have been to New York

I know

It is a great place

I will take your word for it

But if I lets say walked around the city

With a Confederate flag draped over my shoulders

Then it is likely that I might cause offence

Possibly

These two faggots were obviously visiting the UK

But by holding hands they caused offence

Only to you Joe

The point I am making is that

When in Rome act as the Romans do

Who said that

The saying is hundreds of years old

Although I believe it is based

On the differences between Rome and Milan

Joe

Josie

What does WASP mean

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant

Surely you knew that

I did

Are you teasing me Josie

Yes I am

But I am trying to illustrate the absurdity of your views

Then why does it make me feel sick

Ask a doctor Joe