Do you want to exchange secrets
You first
No you
Okay then
When I was delivering papers one morning
I saw one of my teachers naked
He or she
She
Did she know
No
What did you do
Not much
I felt that I was invading her private space
What was her name
Miss Clarke
Miss Honor Clarke
Tall with raven hair
Possibly of Mediterranean heritage
Yes
Did she have a nice figure
Yes
What colour was her bush
What do you think
Did you feel guilty
Yes and no
She was my history teacher and each time I had a lesson
I thought of her without clothes
That figures
Did you fantasise about her
What do you think
Before I ask you your secret how did you know her name
What do you think
I do not have a clue
Look at me
What colour is my hair
Black
I can assure you that it is natural
My family originated in Malta
You still have not answered my question
Think about it
No idea
Miss Honor Clarke is my mother
Do you not think that I resemble her
Many do
Really Rupert you can be so maddening
Now I come to think about it I can see the resemblance
About time
Is you mother still a teacher
No
She grew tired of teaching
She and Daddy run a small souvenir shop in Wells
Has she changed
Against what
My memories of her
I do not share your memories
She is still a very beautiful woman
That is nice
This is where you should say
Like Mother
Like Daughter
You are married Lucia
So what you are my friend
Lucia
Yes
I think we have strayed
It was a game of secrets
I told you my secret
What is yours
I think you already know Rupert