I was in Canterbury recently
When I saw the fattest woman
That I had ever seen
Seriously she was fat
I was wondering if anybody
Had ever fucked her
That is cruel Joe
In a way I thought it might
To be really honest
Have been physically impossible
Was she beautiful Joe
Far from it
Was the city beautiful on the day of your visit
It was dreamy and quite beautiful
All summer dresses and hot swirling breezes
Beauty has no obvious uses Joe
Nor is there any cultural necessity for it
Freud
Spot on
Do you agree with this
Your friend Geraldine showed me her tattoo
Geraldine is a very beautiful woman
But I thought the tattoo ugly
What would you have thought if the fat woman
Had a beautiful tattoo
It is likely that I would have had trouble seeing it
Why
Two reasons
Firstly her rolls of fat would have hidden it
And secondly she had a dark skin
Which would have inhibited inspection
Do you like my tattoo Joe
Yes
Why
Because my likeness is just above your pubic fringe
It is a very personal position
Which receives no visitors except me
Beautiful sister beautiful twin beautiful tattoo
You are so full of shit Joe
Your enigmatic statement challenges me
To delve into the profound role that beauty plays
In my life and in society in general
You are still full of shit Joe
You are drowning in shit
Who do you consider the most beautiful Joe
Geraldine or Josephine
That is a difficult question Josie as you are fair
And Geraldine has the complexion of ravens
That is because she is Greek and I am English
You are both very beautiful I cannot choose
It like comparing blue with red
It is impossible
In certain ways I feel sorry for you Joe
Why
Without Beauty the World is Nothing
Who said that
It is connected to my poetry
It is an empty statement
Because you see no further than beauty
You lust after beauty
You cannot exist without beauty
I have seen you cry because of the beauty you witness
But have you ever considered what is beyond beauty
I would consider it to be a nothingness
Nietzsche’s abyss
The fat woman might have had the sweetest of natures
Have you considered that
Yes
Then