Lives and Loves in the downstairs flat
She is a tall girl not pretty but rather striking
During the cooler months she wears a Burberry coat
And a variety of fashionable scarves and hats
Yesterday she called me on her mobile
As her cat had butchered a rat in her flat
She was incredibly squeamish she asked me for help
It was when I was washing my hands in the bathroom
That I noticed her printed panties on an indoor washing line
There was a pair for every day of the week except Sunday
When I asked her why she said that she went commando on Sunday’s
My tall neighbour also had nothing but violet flannels stacked neatly on shelves