is staying with us in Hendon to hide from the press

everybody who lives in Hendon is famous

so she will not be noticed

her photograph has appeared in many magazines

but she appears plainer in real life

my wife treats her like a daughter

and the girl treats my wife

like the mother she never knew

apart from our love of tennis

I have very little in common

with the tennis professional’s girlfriend

although we both collect

Badges from Berlin