I can clearly see into my neighbours flat
They have curtains but never use them
I am intimate with their lives
Today the girl opposite fetched an Alka Seltzer
As her boyfriend was farting a great deal
I watched her in the kitchen
Her breasts are bigger and more prominent than mine
Although my bum is more shapely than hers
For some reason this turned me on
So I removed my gown and fetched an Alka Seltzer
For my Nicaraguan girlfriend who was visiting her husband
He lives on the outskirts of Managua with his boyfriend
This is not an erotic poem