I must confess that I do not like cross dressing men

And because of that I killed a DRAG Queen

With my late father’s wartime gun

This creature was due to read

To a class of innocents at a local school

Which was a crime against decency

As this pervert had disappeared

I was asked to read to the children

Caligula was my subject

As I am very interested in Roman emperors

I told them that it was said that Caligula

Collected sea shells and insisted that his troops

Collect sea shells for him and attack the waves

When invading Britain and other foreign lands

I was later invited to return by the headmaster

As the children had found my lecture very interesting

And because DRAG Queens were so unreliable

Especially when they were buried in forgotten landfill sites