There is a politician so fat
That I am considering
Turning her into a piece of art
By painting a landscape on her fat fat arse
It will not be as lovely as the chewing gum art
That entertains me each day on the Millennium Bridge
But I am sure that the Grand Canyon will be quite satisfying
Although this will be a nightscape if you get my obvious drift
I will feature the moon and the shadows
The choppers and the night tourists
And many other interesting things
In no way by looking at this rather ugly creature
Would you consider her to be a piece of art
As she is quite gruesome to look at
Especially when she opens her mouth
But like the chewing gum man
I try to make ordinary things no matter how distasteful
Look as if they have some worth in the world
That is my mission in life to make the gruesome gorgeous
And after I have finished painting this disgusting politician
I will move on to Whitechapel and dry freeze vomit mounds
Until they are as hard as wrought iron
They have endless abstract possibilities
My aim is to be the Jackson Pollock of East London