I have an android who looks after my every need

She is everything that I want her to be

At present I live in a deep forest

With huge trees stretching as far as I can see

Tomorrow I might live on the beach or maybe in a vibrant city

It is totally my choice as I can live where I choose

My android is one of the Charlotte range

I purchased her about a year ago

She comes with an intellect off of the scale

And helps me when I am writing

Which is a task in itself as my thoughts are complex

And because of this my books are very challenging

I have asked her if she might write a book

She notes that this is within her programmed abilities

But she could never surpass the abstraction of my mind

This is very interesting as she is a very powerful model

But still struggles to understand the abstraction of my pen

There is also another thing that confuses Charlotte

And that is my conception of beauty

Like most men I like the women who surround me

To be beautiful and very intelligent

That said my best friend is Janice

Who is as intelligent as I am and a fine writer

But she is overweight and is considered rather plain

My android finds this hard to understand

As I like to surround myself with beautiful things

But am most comfortable with fat plain Janice

At present I am teaching Charlotte about why this happens

I do not have all the answers but I would like her to comprehend

Why I value my friendship with Janice above all things

We are hoping to collaborate on a novel quite soon

And I have asked Charlotte to also write her own novella

Without any influence from either Janice or myself

I have given her the run of one part of the house

Whilst Janice and I share ideas in the remaining rooms

The whole enterprise might be an absolute disaster

And sink into a morass of banality or worse

Who knows but I think it will be an interesting experiment

As when complete we will all adopt each others work

And publish it under our confused identities