Christopher Waterspout likes cream cheese

His girlfriend Trudy does not like cream cheese

I was born in a house near the Box Tunnel

There is a huge nuclear bunker nearby

And it is rumoured that steam locomotives

Which were part of the Strategic Reserve

Were hidden there under the deep hills

I believe this to have an element of truth

My name is Neil Waterspout

I am Christopher’s younger brother

And although he was not born in Box

I share his enthusiasm for cream cheese