What about Spoons Mummy – I hear that SuperSpoons in Ramsgate is right next to the beach.

Really

Can we go on hols to Ramsgate Mummy

I am not sure if Mummy can afford that darling

Now that Daddy has run off with the au pair

Mummy

Yes Rosebud

Rimbaud and Verlaine hung out in Rammytown many years ago

Really who told you that

The au pair before you sacked her

Then we shall go to Ramsgate tomorrow

Thank you mummy and I will I promise try to adopt your Vegan ways

Even though Daddy said you were a Vegan Fascist.