Joan of Arc


On the 31st of May 1431 a naked girl was found wandering along the beach at Deal in the country of Kent

She spoke no intelligible language and was attacked by nearby fishermen and thrown into the sea near to the pier

She was later rescued by Barbie and Ken who saw the incident from the their seafront hotel

They reported signs of torture on the poor girl’s body to the mayor of the town who later granted them guardianship

From that day forward until she died forty-five years later the mystery girl did not utter even the most mundane word to her guardians

She was often to be seen wandering along the beach at Deal in great distress looking at the nearby coast of France and on occasions angels were witnessed as they comforted her

 

On the 31st of May 1848 a naked girl was found wandering along the beach at Deal in the country of Kent

She spoke no intelligible language

Initially she was cared for by Dr Percy Firesbury and his wife Martha who reported signs of torture to the mayor of the town who invited the eminent psychologist Sir Edwin Land to study the girl

After much investigation he concluded that the girl was prone to heavenly visitations and this accounted for her strange condition

Soon after Sir Edwin had published his paper the girl who had been notably passive started to suffer manic episodes

These became so severe that she was committed to the County Lunatic Asylum where she died without ceremony forty-five years later

She was buried in unconsecrated ground near to the entrance of Church of the Paupers in nearby Walmer

The grave although lost lay undisturbed until the church received a direct hit towards the end of World War Two

It was reported that her skull was seen to be in deep conversation with hosts of angels during the winter months of 1945 although this ceased as soon as the weather improved

 

On the 31st of May 2015 a naked girl was found wandering along the beach at Deal in the country of Kent

She spoke no intelligible language and was luckily found by a super-hero called Phillip who immediately purchased a pair of stone washed jeans and a white tee shirt to ensure that she did not attract too much attention in the town

The mystery girl seemed to sense that Phillip was a super-hero and was often to be found marking maps of France with a blue thin-nibbed pen

Although Phillip had been on sick leave for a number of months the girls presence and her knowledge of France and French history seemed aid his recovery and he was soon to be found flying around the world conquering evil

Sadly when returning from a mission in Luxembourg he was hit by a SCUD missile and crashed in flames over the Goodwin Sands

The distressed girl immediately chartered a fishing boat only to find his lifeless body floating in the sea some eight miles out from Ramsgate

After a period of mourning the mystery girl repaired Phillips super-hero uniform and took to the skies to continue his fight against evil

She can still be seen as the evenings draw in returning from missions overseas but when approached will speak in a yet to be translated language

 

 

 


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