On the last day before he retired DoverBeachDeal arranged his deckchairs in tidy formations
He had been a deckchair attendant for the whole of his working life
A ship called the RonsonBoyRoy was sailing by taking knights in full armour to the last crusade
Two sisters one dressed in black
The other in white
Tried to paddle in unsuitable shoes
And fell into the sunnysosea
To a man the knights cheered as they sailed away
Confident of victory
In the rumblemumble of their room
Rima and Cheerful Blyth lay together in bed
They were both admiring a painting of a woman
On the opposite wall
Who was wearing a shift which partially exposed her breast
Her name was GlimmerShimmerDimmer
And she would join them on the beach
When the sun was highrighnigh
They would watch as the storm clouds moved in
Himsim himsim simsim simsim
During the height of the storm
They would dancedancedance in the ragragrain
And would return to their boarding house again and again
They would share a bath and discuss the deckchairs seen
Some blue some yellow but mostly green