I have been in prison for just over three years
It is an odd prison as I can move freely around the complex
There are gates but these were not manned and the walls do not exist
I share the prison with some of the members of the Hampstead Riots
Whose main concern in life is discussing and shaving their armpits
They are decent people but I do not really mix with them
A recent innovation is that this prison is now mixed
Which is taken very naturally as many areas are shared
My closest friend is the head cook who creates special meals
We spent a great deal of time together in her girlfriends cell
Her girlfriend is the prison governor and also my sexual partner
Today I have been invited to meet our local Member of Parliament
Stella Stella Stella – Stella Stella Stella – Jane Jane Lane
At present we are strolling around Bound Town not far from the Stella
She has asked me why I was imprisoned for such a long time
I note that I committed along with five others the biggest financial crime
Ever recorded in England Scotland or Wales
Three of us have been caught and imprisoned whereas the other three are three
I have discussed my plans to travel widely on my release as I am a very rich man
But before I leave I will donate my collection of hyper granite to the local museum