Kew Gardens


You look amused Joe

I am

What has amused you

Kew Gardens

It is one of my favourite places

And mine

So what is funny

Kew has turned queer

In what way

It is celebrating queerness and plants

You can pop along and listen as those who bugger

Tell you that plants are queer

Really

Imagine if the Victorians came back to listened to all this shit

That is why we lost the Empire

Queer plants

Trans toadstalls

Faggot Fungi

Peado Peonies

Dyke Daffodils

Where will it end

I know queers are fond of cucumbers

So am I

To stick up their arses Josie not to eat

It is part of a much bigger disease you know

Are you starting again Joe

No I am just staring into the abyss and do not like what I see

It will all end in tears you know

The decent people will rise up

Mark my word

I hate seeing you sad Joe

You take life far too seriously

I am a visionary

Would you see the show

What show

Kew Gardens silly

No I do not want my happy memories corrupted

What are you doing Josie

Taking my nightie off

Whatever for

The people at the bus stop might see you

The 69 is due quite soon

It is running late

Here Joe what do you see

You without your nightie

I am naked Joe

I can see that

What do you really see

My identical sister naked

What do you feel Joe

That I need a coffee

What do you see between my legs

The kitchen floor

No a little higher

Your cunt

What is another name for a cunt Joe

Where are you going Josie

My cunt is often referred to as a Lady Garden

You enjoy my Lady Garden Joe

Shout it a bit louder Josie

I am sure the bus queue will be interested

We might get arrested

And end up in a prison cell you know

Then we better go into hiding

Where do you suggest

Kew

Kew Gardens

I have tickets for the Queer

No way Josie no way

You have planned this all along

I know

Bitch

Why are you so interested in it

Because I like pansies so much

Whilst you are there you can buy me a cactus Joe

Have a cold shower you are a disgusting creature

I will have no part of your wild fantasies

Then I will settle for a cucumber

Or maybe a marrow