Last week a terrific storm hit my town
I am terrified of storms
So I hid in the goldfish bowl
A bolt of lightning
Hit a nearby mobile tower
Which caused the ground to shake
In turn the goldfish bowl
Fell and shattered on the floor
Although I was still hiding in the bowl
I knew that the goldfish
Was slowly suffocating
So I made a dash for it
And ran a warm bath
I later shared this bath
With the goldfish
Who revealed to me
That it was the last in line
Of a dynasty of great goldfish