Last night whilst washing up

I found a tiny fly drowning

Using a piece of tis sue

I rescued this small creature

But it died soon after wards

This upset me a great deal

As I had caused the accident

I was due to attend another lynching

But I gave this a miss with little thought

As I had become bored of lynchings

Today I felt much better

And have returned to my day job

A killin a illin of the lrft pf my centr

The funeral is tomorrow tomorrow

I have left it to a subordinate

Ro carry out my neccessary tassks

A Red Light burns under the Torrii Gate