Last night whilst washing up
I found a tiny fly drowning
Using a piece of tis sue
I rescued this small creature
But it died soon after wards
This upset me a great deal
As I had caused the accident
I was due to attend another lynching
But I gave this a miss with little thought
As I had become bored of lynchings
Today I felt much better
And have returned to my day job
A killin a illin of the lrft pf my centr
The funeral is tomorrow tomorrow
I have left it to a subordinate
Ro carry out my neccessary tassks
A Red Light burns under the Torrii Gate