What is it Josie

Open it

It feels hard and flat

It is an enamel sign

It has got writing on it

Amazing

I WOULD LIKE TO

APOLOGISE

TO ANYONE

I HAVE NOT

YET OFFENDED

please be patient

I WILL GET TO YOU

SHORTLY

Is that the way you see me Josie

Yes

A Shock Jock

Do you like it Joe

I love it

Where did you get it

Kew

Did you go to Kew

No I went to Manchester

I went with Molly

The girl you has the hots for you

In one

I did not want to waste your ticket

Does she like me

No

Why

Because she thinks you are a cunt

I think that she is fat and has a beard

She has some medical problems Joe

What like breathing

Why is she your friend

Because I think I feel sorry for her

That is an arrogant comment Josie

You are looking down on her

She might have feelings you know

If you put it that way Joe

Then you have made me feel bad

Wafer thin

Do not look at me like that

Are those tears I see

Fuck Off Joe

I really fucking hate you sometimes

Josie

WHAT

Why are you speaking to a mirror

Mirror what fucking mirror

Yes you are in conversation with a mirror

I am not going speak to you

Get your own fucking dinner

Oh Josie you know how much –

Fuck Off Joe

You know how much

Fuck Off –

I like putting faggots in the oven

Sleep on your own

Fine

Are you going to take your mirror with you

MIRROR WHAT FUCKING MIRROR

The one in which you can see your reflection

Riddles always fucking riddles Joe

What are you doing

I am going to hang

Yourself

No such luck

I am going to hang

The enamel sign in the hall

Sometimes I actually detest you

Siblings are not supposed to be friends

It is nothing unusual

I have at times considered leaving you

You will not

Why

Soiled goods who would have you

With your history

You are so full of HATE

Hate

Yes

And believe it or not

I actually feel so sorry for you