I was in Naples recently
To see Napoli win the Serie A title
Like many I wore a Napoli football shirt
I was accompanied by Linda
Who was the wife of a good friend
She had been born in Naples
But now lived in London
When I met her in the city
She was wearing a white top
God’s Favourite
Was written in black
On the front of her shirt
It was rather striking
And received a number of comments
In the early hours
We went back to our hotels
I slept with my Napoli shirt
Under my pillow
And enjoyed happy dreams
The following morning
The still hung over Linda
Went running wearing her white top
And was hit by a moped
Only yards from her hotel
Thankfully she was unhurt
Apart from some grazes
But her top was ruined
So she binned it at the hotel
I purchased a Napoli shirt for her
Which she wore on the journey
Back to England the following day