Would you get me my shirt
Why
Because I am a little cold
Where is it
Hanging on the chair
What are you doing
I am trying to set it alight
Why
Because I prefer to see you naked
Which shirt
Blue or red
I only have one shirt
The blue one
I will pass you your shirt
The blue one
And will not damage it
See I have thrown my lighter
Out of the window
What have I got to do for you
Are you not totally exhausted
The deal is if I pass you your shirt
Then you will make me a strong coffee
My shirt Simon as I want to survive
The journey to the kitchen
It is jolly cold
This is a northern city Katherine
They tend to be much colder
During the long dark months