My Cousin Bobbie and I were travelling
On a fast express train
Towards her Manchester home
She had been crying
As she had lost her job
Because of a couple of embarrassing mistakes
Which caused an important customer
To close their account
Even though the carriage was full
Bobbie insisted on showing me her boobies
I must say that I could hardly wait
But then she handed me her customer letter
Which read in part –
I am your new accunt manager
My name is Roberta Waterbury
And I am based in our Cunthorpe Street Office
Although bitterly disappointed
I asked Bobbie what she thought her customer
She smiled through her tears
And quietly whispered
They were nigger cunts
Than most of my other accunts
Fin