Chickens in cages in a lorry

I followed the vehicle

For about half an hour

Until it pulled into Services Carol

The driver had left his keys

In the ignition such was his rush

So I stole the chicken lorry

And drove to Abbey Farm

Where I released the chickens

Cage by cage row by row

This took me over three hours

I then drove the lorry

To a spot about a mile

From Services Carol

And walked innocently

Back to my car



Written on my phone in Cambridgeshire