I am a good man or at least I think I am
I care for the community and am a kind person
So when I saw a large shipping container
Parked badly at the side of the Gladstone Road
I contacted the police as the road was quite badly lit
And the container would present a hazard after dark
To my great surprise the police told me to contact
The owners of the container and request removal
Which was impossible as I worked some miles distant
I pointed this out but was ignored by the girls in blue
In the early hours of the following morning
I heard sirens and could see flashing blue lights
There had been a terrible accident as I had predicted
This upset me and I was determined to report
The behaviour of the cops to the authorities
But later I found out that the victim was a Lycra Fascist
Deep down I was really pleased at the outcome
I did nothing during the day but was acutely aware
Of subtle movements on both of my shoulders