Push and Mary Water came running into the shop

Close your shutters there is a demonstration ahead

It is nothing to do with me

If they want to fight their silly wars

Then do so without reference to my life

What are they demonstrating about

Pigs

Pigs

Yes pigs

Which ones

The ones in uniform

Or the ones you eat

I have not thought about that

Purple

Yes

Do you realise that you are named after a colour

No

I thought I was named after a happy cat in a pool

How did you get your name

I was named after a space programme

Push and Mary Water

Where are the demonstrators now

The buses have eaten them

Buses are useful creatures

I prefer them to cars

As cars have smaller appetites