Were busy all week but lazy at weekends

Lucy expected her girlfriend to get the paper

Whilst she made breakfast in the pale kitchen blue

They would then split the newspaper in half

And curl up in separate chairs to read the lies

On summer days they would sunbathe in the local park

And later trot into town to meet their many friends

On winter days they would hibernate in their beloved flat

Or visit their parents in Surbiton Ham and Hendon West

In the past they would have been known as London Girls

But this term has faded with the years passing

So I will refer to them for ease of description

As London Lucy and Sheffield Gail