Gaby was involved in one of the most discussed incidents
Involving a reality show in the last few years
In short she was given a light sedative
And a large pig was laid next to her
She was unaware that she had been drugged
Neither was the pig
Both were naked
Gaby was naked as she had been paid extra
To appear nude frequently in the house
Whereas the pig received no fee
All the other housemates
Posed for photographs on the bed
Dressed as members of the Waffen-SS
I found this all rather amusing
But there was a great deal of fuss made
Mainly from animal lovers and numerous bitch groups
An emergency piece of legislation was rushed through
Which did not impress me at all
As I considered the colonial wars far more important
People were dying in the Third Universe
Some were even *****
Gaby is now much in demand and is being paid very well
She visits war zones weeping false tears
Whist cradling maimed and injured children
It is just to make us all feel involved
And absolved of our blind guilt
The unfortunate pig was slaughtered in August
And parts of it have been auctioned
For good causes ever since
I still have its head in my freezer