What time is the steam train due 

Harry looked at Toad 

Dunno 

But you must know as you wear glasses 

Ten past one 

How do you know that Gopher 

It is written in the stars 

What are you doing Sidney Richard Gonk 

Looking at the daisies

There are so many today 

It has snowed you moron 

How do you know that Rambo 

Because my feet are fucking cold