I really dislike you Joe
You are no oil painting yourself Maureen
You have ruined Josie’s life
Have I
You are illegal
So are you
Stop bickering you two
I have met people like you before
Fat women who are angry with the world
They have nothing going for them
I have a great degree
Given
Did you threaten to sleep with your tutor
Is that why you scored so high
Josie said that you left school at fifteen
I was expelled
Can you not go for five minutes without arguing
We are supposed to be friends
Is that why you are a dyke Maureen
An empty dyke
No man in his right mind would want to fuck you
I will not tell you again Joe
I feel so sorry for you Josephine
Did you inherit it
What
Your malignant mouth
I do not know why I invited you two to meet again
It is always World War Three
Why are we here Josie
To discuss his joke which seems to have offended many people
Most of your jokes are tasteless
But are they jokes Maureen
You normally choose a minority
Or other easy targets
And rip them to pieces
I ask my question again
Your joke about war orphans was very sick
Why do you consider it sick
Because as Josie said you attack the weak for cheap laughs
Did you understand the joke Maureen
And did you ask yourself whether it was actually a joke
I am losing your line of thought
Read the joke to me Maureen
No
Why are you scared
Fuck off Joe
A cowards answer
I will read his wretched joke Mo
Do not encourage him Josie
I was walking down the street
When a comrade came up to me
And asked if I wanted to sponsor a war orphan
I asked would I be able to choose which war
As there were so many to choose from
I did not really get an answer but the idea interested me
And to cut a long story short I sponsored a war orphan
I felt good about being able to make a difference
A few months passed and then I received a letter from the charity
Noting that my sponsorship had been terminated as the said orphan
Had been blown to pieces by an incoming missile
That is horrible Joe
It is so unfeeling and crude
Just stop for a minute and think what I am really saying
Where am I directing my venom
Josie you know how wars distress me
I hate seeing innocents die
If you really think about it
These words are my silent scream
Against wars and those who profit from wars
I knew that this would attract hostility
Even from those who consider themselves well educated
There are some who can see my thoughts
It is like a dog biting your hand
You shout at the dog
But it has your attention
It is only then that you realise that your house is on fire
And that what the miserable dog was telling you
Just open your fucking eyes
All you can accuse me of is the rawness of the content
That is all I am guilty of nothing else
You live in a strange hell Joe
And in certain ways I feel for you
All I ask Maureen is that you waddle away and think about what I said
This discussion is now closed Joe
It has not been a pleasant evening