Guess what Joe
I am all ears
I bumped into Monika today
That was nice for you
She has invited me to join her football team
Really
Richmond Ladies
When do you start
A week on Sunday
We are playing Sutton Ladies
I will be there
No clashes
No we are playing on the Saturday
Are you still suspended
No
You are beginning to get a reputation Joe
I wear it as a badge of honour
If you go back a few years then there were hundreds of Joe’s playing football
Nobody cared
I am what is known as a hatchet man
A midfield enforcer
The sad thing is that the game has changed
It is no longer a mans game
In few years all the Joe’s will have vanished
And it will become a non contact sport
What position are you going to play
I will be in goal because of my height
It runs in the family
You started off as a goalkeeper
Daddy was a goalkeeper also
I am still a goalkeeper
But at present the team needs me outfield
The current goalkeeper is very promising
I do think he might go far
Have you ever thought about retiring Joe
No
Either an injury will finish me or I will just slowly fade
I will have to get some new boots
Then what are we waiting for Josie