What are you reading Joe
A book
Do not be trite
Julia
Julia who
Julia Worthing
You should know
Stop fucking with me Joe
She is from Orwell’s 1984
Why did you not say that in the first place
You are not reading 1984
How did you know that
Do not be a cunt Joe
I am reading Julia a feminist take on the character
You consider feminists are a bunch of thick dykes
No they are just scared of their own cunts
They hate their cunts
Point of entry and all that
They are very odd creatures
Is the book good
So far yes
As you know I consider 1984 one of the most important novels of the last century
This book has a lot to look up to
Maybe it will succeed but from another angle
Who knows
Is it funny
What makes you say that
Because you smiled whilst reading it
Did I
It must have been the passage about the public hanging in Maidstone
You do not often smile Joe
I often smile when I read the newspapers
That is just plain nasty Joe and I would rather not go there
So what made you smile
Doublepluscunt
I liked the word
Indeed I liked these words from the original novel
I cannot remember Orwell ever using the word cunt
He did not
One has only to remember the problems Lawrence experienced
I liked the word as it fully describes ****** ******
The man is a racist but millions hang on what he says
Anyone else
There is that ex footballer who thinks he is an intellectual
Whereas he is nowhere near being there
This creature calls himself a socialist but like many socialists earns millions from cushy jobs
As a player myself if I had ever played against him I would have broken his leg
You are not a violent person Joe
I agree but some people need to be taught lessons
I have hurt people on purpose when playing football
He is the epitome of a Doublepluscunt
Any others whilst you are on a roll
What about the useful idiots that so wind you up
They are cunts but useful cunts nothing else
Guardian Readers
Got it in one
Have you any others
Many
Name just one
**** *****
Why
Because he repealed Section 28 and other crimes
He and L*** M****** are awful creatures
The original Champagne Socialists
Even now he still opens his trash mouth
And she has become uglier as the years claim her
The trouble is that they are in positions of power
Will you let me read your book when you have finished with it
Of course
Do you think I will like it
I would imagine so
But do try to read 1984 beforehand
Refresh yourself it will make more sense
I read it before starting Julia
Coffee Joe
Tea
Black or white
Always white Josie
I prefer it that way