Do you masturbate Jean
Sometimes
How often
About once a week
Do you like being watched
Depends on my mood
What brings you on
Lighthouses
Any particular type of lighthouse
I am not choosy
What about you Robbie
I masturbate whenever I can
Are you on your own
Most of the time
What turns you on
I am turned on by philosophy
Philosophy
Yes
Any type of philosophy
More the modern stuff
All philosophy is just mental masturbation
That is an odd thing to say
It is not my quote
Then who
Ludwig Wittgenstein
Here is my book about Kant
Do you want to masturbate over my Kant
Very much but it is not a physical act for me
As it is for you
As you know my eyesight is poor
And it is said that masturbation
Can cause blindness
And I do not want to risk that
I will touch your Kant
It will please me
But I will stay strong
Do you not find my Kant attractive
I find it very attractive
And I am honoured that you have let me see your Kant
But I cannot run the risk
Otherwise I may not be able
To enjoy my local lighthouse
Are you into lighthouses like me
Not sexually
I am just fascinated by lighthouses