Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

Who said that Joe

Voltaire

I like it

It is so relevant today

Take people placing pronouns after their name

It is absurd

That is because they identify with other things

She/Her

I think is one

Most women are basically bisexual

That is pretty obvious to anybody who thinks clearly

So why state the fucking obvious

It is almost like a comfort blanket

I have decided to identify as a garage

That is absurd Joe

You look nothing like a garage

Visually yes

But I feel like a garage

So have added it to my name

That is how ridiculous pronouns are

It is subtle brainwashing

And with that if you expand the line of thought

Comes the more sinister part of the quote

Clever chap Voltaire

Very much

What would he have made of today

I think he would have wept

Does stupidity upset you Joe

Yes but I am used to it

This is not of my invention and I have quoted it often

But I will use it again

Beware the Tyranny of the Stupid

Do you mean that only the stupid use pronouns

Well if you think about it logically

It is a pretty daft thing to do

If I married a lobster people would think me odd

But some would value the absurdity of my behaviour

To add pronouns is just an absurd behaviour

As is engaging in a relationship with a lobster

Wars start because of absurdities

People die because of absurdities

Joe if you were to add a pronoun

What would yours be

Joe

That is not a pronoun

Joe is not a pronoun

To think that it is is absurd