In his recently discovered secret diaries, Wittgenstein reports that, while masturbating at the Front during World War I, he was thinking about mathematical problems

Six why is it a perfect number

In number theory, a perfect number is a positive integer that is equal to the sum of its positive divisors, excluding the number itself. For instance, 6 has divisors 1, 2 and 3 (excluding itself), and 1 + 2 + 3 = 6, so 6 is a perfect number.

Wow oh Wow oh Wow

If I was you I would spit it out as it might choke you

I agree it is so messy

In future shall we just masturbate together on my bed

If you are kind and good I will let you explode over the Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus

That is very nice of you Miranda

But you must promise me two things

Firstly you must not tell my father

But you are a grown woman Ida

He will throw you off of the lighthouse if he found out what we get up to when he is ashore

And that would not do as I would have to masturbate alone

Okay that is not a problem

And secondly please do not use the cut and paste method

When writing these poems of yours as I find that very irritating

It spoils my orgasm

Freida when you achieve orgasm what drives you there

Is that not blindingly obvious Perry

Enlighten me

I climax over lighthouses both long and short

And the size of your huge cock

I will illuminate it if you like

No it is nice as it is

Perry apart from the Tractatus who do you like about me

All of you

Do you have a favourite part

My breasts my bottom or my cunt

Which is your favourite part of me

I like all if you Grace

Every inch of you

I must also confess that I like your deep understanding of mathematics

I thought you would say that

I always thought that was a mathematical probability