I used to work with a Romanian girl

Who was rather religious

And whilst quite liberal in her views

She disliked homosexuals

And told me of a Romanian saying

Do you want a dick up your arse
or your soul in heaven

I rather liked this

As I consider that male homosexuality

Is a sin and serves no useful purpose

We also shared a love of Constantin Brancusi

Indeed Adriana had a Brancusi quote tattooed on her thigh

I noticed it when we went swimming at the lido

There are idiots who define my work as abstract
yet what they call abstract is what is most realistic



Joe