Not far from the Fenwicks Departmental Store

In the beautiful city of Canterbury

There is a statue of a lamb

Fuck knows why it is there

But it is a nice creature and brings me much pleasure

Last week some joker smeared chocolate on its arse

Quite why is a mystery to me

When I asked the lamb about it

All it could say was

Baa Fucking Baa

Dafydd Jones

Baa Fucking Baa