In a Land of Pathetic Jokes


I used to have a black and white cat named Percy

I loved Percy very much and was very sad when he died

My sister Julie found his body after he had been run over

But my parents did not permit me to see his remains

I later asked Julie about Percy’s remains

I asked her to describe them with all the gory details noted

She told me that Percy resembled a newspaper

Black and White and Red All Over