Hi SMO

Josephine here

I trust you are well and have recovered from your journey

Thirteen fucking hours you poor sod

Poor poor Jane

I have a favour to ask of you

Would you please describe Anne Bronte’s grave to me as I grew up with her books

Joe and I have visited Haworth in the past where the family rests in the local church

But Anne died and was buried over seventy miles away in Scarborough

Would you also detail the best way to find her final resting place as Joe and I are planning to visit North Yorkshire again in the autumn

It seems so far from Bali which is also a lovely place

Joe has taken to it like a duck to water and therein lies a problem

Please do not laugh as I feel he is neglecting me

Although he is loving and brings me small gifts we are not at present intimate

I have asked him why and he has told me that he is not sure what the laws on incest are in Bali (no matter how loving) and he does not want to end up being anally raped by some diseased faggot in the Bangkok Hilton

That and the fucking heat

The trouble is that this heat makes me so wet and horny and although I masturbate twice a day in the shower that is not enough

Far from it

Josie is inching for a deep fuck illegal or not

Would you please write in a scene where Joe fucks my brains out

I know that I am being greedy but I feel that I am about to explode

Please forgive me if I am being needy and trite

Sent me to a convent as a punishment please

Anything

Love Josephine x