Joe
Calm down Sally
I woke up this morning
And the garden had gone
Overnight it had disappeared
Sally
Joe
You live in a tower black
Joe
Calm down Sally
I woke up this morning
And the garden had gone
It had slid off of a cliff
Sally you live in Norfolk
The middle of Norfolk
Gardens do not slide off cliffs
In Norfolk
Unless you live near the C
Do you live near the Sea
No
Then your garden is still there
Can you ccc it out of the window
No
Where are you Sally
In the cupboard under the stairs
The estate agent said
That the house had a garden
And an apple orchard
Sally how much did you pay for your house
Twenty Eight Pounds
With a six pound discount
Sally
Joe
I will wire you ten pounds
Pop down the estate agents
And buy yourself another garden
That is so kind of you
But where is the estate agents
It is in the hi street next to specksavers
Joe why do they call it specksavers
Sally do you ever see any specks of dust in specksavers
No
That is because unlike many shops
They value their dust and try to preserve its integrity
Joe
Sally
Why did you just drive past me yesterday
It was raining hard and I got absolutely soaked
Why did you not give me a lift
Because you live in a bungalow
Joe
Sally
I used your money to buy a new garden
The estate agents were so helpful
But when I woke up this morning
All I could c were groups of brown people
Hanging from the trees
I was so upset
I hare seeing trees being used in such a way
Trees are such gentle creatures
I used to swing from my nearest tree
Until I got splinters in my bottom
Sally describe to me what you can see
Lots of brown people hanging from trees
Are they dead
I am not sure but I will pass you over
To my Chinese sister Lynne Ching
She is an expert on dead brown people
Hi Lynne
Hi Joe
Is Sally correct or has she been on the ffags again
She is correct Joe
There are hundreds of brown people hanging from trees
As far as the i can c
All the way to Babylon
Joe
Sally
Why do that call it specksavers
Sorry
Why do that call it specksavers
It conduses me
It assumes a premise
That I would say
I wouls love specksavers
Instead of
I wouls love it