interview joe


interview joe

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are you smo or joe

who is smo

you are not seen in public very often

are you a crab

hermit

your work divides opinion

what is an opinion

you are known to offend people

really

yes

in what way

you are very rude at times

the only time words might hurt you is when you drop a dictionary on your foot

sticks and stones

sticks and stones

sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me

what is your name terry

malcolm

you are seen as arrogant much of the time

by whom

many people

i am not arrogant far from it

then what are you

i am a poet and on occasions write dialogues such as the one you are reading

you are very difficult to interview

i am am answering your questions terry

my name is malcolm

that is the sole purpose of an interview

many say that you have right wing views

i tend to play in midfield

many people are uncomfortable with your descriptions of them

the gay community for one

you use words to insult them

really

a great number of people insult themselves

explain

a great number of people insult themselves

why are you holding a mirror joe

smo

why are you holding a mirror smo

joe

i have a mirror in my possession as i tend to hand them out

why i am sure that many people own mirrors

but do they really see themselves

they must do as that is the function of a mirror

do they

yes

if i handed you this mirror what would you see

my reflection

that is incorrect

explain

i once said that i am just your reflection

i remember that

i once said i am just your reflection and if you do not like what you see then turn away

i consider that arrogant joe

it is

then why did you say it

because it is true

if one looks at their reflection then they see what they want to see

your reflection lies

that is as obvious as god

what i am saying is that my poetry acts as your reflection

often this offends you

you try to understand why it offends you

but do not achieve this

so my advice to you is to turn away until such time as you favour and understand your reflection

do you think you are a great poet

not really as although i am tall i am not a large person

many say that you do not have a style

what is a style i just put certain words in a certain order that is it

when did you first discover you were a poet

about four seconds ago

thank you terry

malcolm

thank you malcolm terry

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