I recently caught my girlfriend

Masturbating over the guy next door

As he took a shower

She was wearing my

Manchester United shirt

Which hardly covered her arse

I watched her for a while

As these private moments

Interested me greatly

Soon after I ordered

A Manchester United away shirt

And casually gave it to Lucy

To wear in bed

As the nights were cool

I again watched her pleasure herself

Over the guy next door

She was wearing

Her Manchester United

Away shirt

Which brought me a great happiness

As I was wearing

My Manchester United

Home shirt




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