Joe

Josie

Joe

Josie

Is this another joke

No just repetition

Josie

Joe

Joe if you do not cease your stupidity

I will request the return of my panties

But you go commando in the summer

I do and please stop sending me plasters

Why I can see your gash

I no longer shave

I am going for a bush

My erotic drawer is empty

Brainless comment Joe

I go commando in the summer

Fact

So why would I give you my used panties

Silly me what a retard I am

But I caught you out sis

What happens when Liverpool are at home

I wear a red dress and ask God for guidance

What happens if there is no God

Then I am fucked

I will become a sticky smelly earth mother

Yummy

Enough Joe this is a silly conversation

We were discussing jokes

Not all jokes have a punchline

I am aware of that

Joe

Josie

Why do always insist when being interviewed that jokes are shared

Interviews are boring

You are great Joe
Your poetry is great Joe

It is so fucking tedious

Joe you have a good knowledge of Cardinal Newman

Cardinal who

Cardinal Newman Paul’s brother

You were interviewed by Farmers Weekly

I remember that

Then why did you insist on being told a joke during the interview

He would not give me his tractor

It was a fucking toy

What do you call a black man with a gun

Dunno

Sir

That was the joke

I am still shitting myself you know

Do you remember when Princess Diana died

Yes

It really upset you

I could not console you Josie

It was so sad

Yes I agree a privileged Sloane becoming the wallpaper in an obscure French underpass

That is not funny Joe

Oscar Wilde seemed to understand it

You have lost me as you normally do

Please do not be an arrogant bunt

Cunt Josie there is not such thing as a bunt

I stutter when you anger me

Crocodile Tears

Right you are banned from my bed

It is my bed/mine/mine/mine/mine ——-

Here gentle Josie dry your eyes I am such a wicked brother

Do you remember when the princess died that the Church Times ran a competition

Really

Yes they ran a competition for the best Princess Di joke

What was the prize

One hundred pounds

Tasty

Also you could fuck a novice of your choice

What if you were an anal explorer

You were offered a relic

Wow

An ear infection of your choice

Or an eating disorder

Joe

This is Billy

I know

Did you win

No

Who won

A Mrs Potter from Stoke

I struggled for weeks to think of a Princess Diana joke

But every joke was even more feeble than my previous joke

Tell me her joke

It was magnificent in its simplicity

Do you realise that Princess Diana was on the radio when she died

That was a coincidence Joe

Fancy bombing through a Parisian underpass and suffering a serious accident whilst a previously recorded interview of yours was being broadcast

The odds against that well you are the mathematician

I do not think that you have appreciated the simplicity of the joke

In only ten words Mrs Potter had created the joke of the century

Is that why you have it hanging above our fuck pit

Yes

What was your joke Joe

What do you call a princess with a runny nose

Dunno

Full up

That was pathetic Joe

I know

This whole piece of writing is pathetic

Cheap jokes to shock and appal

You are a Neanderthal

And you are a tight bitch with a tattoo of a well known singer on your cunt

Is that why you are growing a bush

Buck Off

You try to hide behind all these intellectual explanations whereas you are just a cheap bunt standing in the bogs holding your enormous dick chatting to another bunt while you piss on your trainers

I agree Josie

You make me feel dirty really dirty

Really

Yes

I like it when you are dirty

If you carry on I will slap you Joe

And pain wow wow oh wow

Will you piss on me afterwards


Joe and Joe