Where do you find a dog with no legs
Right where you left it
I went to a small zoo
I only saw one dog
It was a Shitzu
Do not try to get around me Joe
You have plucked me off
Once too often
These are not even your jokes
You have stolen them
That is typical of you
You are a fraud
Fred this and Fred that
Freud Josie
His name was Freud
Not Fred
I hate you
You do not hate me
I am irritating you that is all
What you are upset about is your own reflection
Tiny Tears
Ingénue
Ann Jen nue
Ann and Jen naked
WHAT
Are you on something
You are a classic Ingénue Josie
Very feminine
Very beautiful
You would look good in a sack
Really you should know
(pause)
Joe you are making me very wet
I should hate you
But I do not hate you
Wet
Yes
Have you thought that Liverpool might be at home
Pluck U JOE
I can see what Will Shakespeare saw in you
Am I your Dark Lady of the Sonnets
No
Then who Miranda
No
Then who
Katherina
Fuck off Joe
You see your stammer has vanished
It is not a stammer you idiot
Would you like to hear another joke and I admit it is stolen
No
A woman fell on the luggage carousel
At London Airport
How dreadful
It all ended happily though
As she came around
That is you all over
Everything is a joke
People are dying all over the world
But you joke about it
Earthquakes War Fossil Collecting
It is all a joke to you
JOE
What
Stop putting words in my mouth
Josie
WHAT
What do you call a camel with three humps
Last joke Joe
Last joke
Vincent
No think about it
Sammy
No
Then what do you call a camel with three humps
Humphrey