Joe & Josie at Large


Josie

Joe

Are men rude to you in the street

Not that I notice

Do you ever get wolf whistles

Sometimes

Does it bother you

No

I rather like it

Nice arse

I take it as a compliment

Tits

Same

Is there anything that annoys you

One thing

That being

Faggots who follow me into public toilets

Why do they do that

Because when my hair is short I look very boyish

Why do you ask

Because there are thoughts at present about making misogyny a hate crime

What is a hate crime Joe

Fuck knows

There is someone who looks like a ****** **** who says it is rife in football

Really I cannot say that I have ever come across it

Football in its purest sense is a mans game

A game for real men

Others just imitate

Do you know what misogyny is

Yes it is a hatred of women

Misogyny scars many religions

I do believe that women should be equal

Unless the reason is hollow and obvious

The opposite applies

I do believe that men should be equal

I agree that is pure common sense

Wolf whistling and leading comments are idiotic and lack respect but that is all

It is all about understanding

Women have a right to be safe wherever they are and not to be troubled by perverts

As you know I cherish women

Life would be pretty dull without them

I would starve

We would not breed

The faggots would take over

Diseases would be rife

I jest but you can see my point

Yet there is an interesting angle to this

Trains

Trains

You know those mentally ill perverts who identify as women

It is a big business with people making lots of money out of it

Cut this off grow these shrink shrink shrink

There are organisations such as ********* or ********who are more malignant than the disease itself

It is suddenly very chic to confuse genders and very dangerous

Man/Woman that is all there is

Sky Daddy likes it that way

And remember Sky Daddy is the boss

Anything else is a perversion

Lets us say that the ****** **** is listened to by the idiots who run things

Misogyny is a hate crime full stop

Where would it leave the trains who insist on invading the areas reserved for women and girls

They are the biggest misogynists of them all

I agree

Funny Old Game Josie

Who said that

I did a few seconds ago

Joe this is a very serious Joe and Josie

I know

Where are the jokes

I left my joke book at home

Tell me a joke Josie

I do not know many jokes

You are the master of jokes

Anything

Well here is one my swimming coach told me a few years ago

Which swimming coach

That swimming coach

Is he out yet

Yes and he is a Labour councillor

A guy walks into a bar with his pet seal

He orders a beer and a Canadian Club for the seal

I do not get it Josie

Are you winding me up

No

Canadian Club is a Canadian whisky

I know

But what has it got to do with the seal

I am not going to explain it to you




Joe & Josie