Many years ago Jenna Soar-Smith and I made front page news
We were students at Oxford University and almost by accident became friends
I say friends but it could be better described as drinking pals
She watched by back and I watched hers when we were drunk
We were not intimate far from it as I was not really attracted to her
We were although rather loud just ordinary but privileged students
Our exposure to the world was almost accidental
As we had planned to attend Oxford’s May Morning celebrations
We stumbled out of an unknown bar and found our place
On Magdalen Bridge in the misty early morning hours
The Magdalen College Choir were welcoming the new season
From the heights of the church tower when Jenna said she very hot
In an instant she removed her fire red party dress and stood in her panties
I decided to join her and removed my jacket and shirt and my stained college tie
Then to my surprise Jenna climbed on to the parapet of the bridge
Sensing danger I climbed up and grabbed her free hand
And then she jumped taking me with her into the chilly river
This instantly sobered me up and as I swam towards the bank
I could see a couple of cops waiting for us on the slipway
Jenna did not help matters by hugging a young policeman
That was when a majority of the topless photographs were taken
We were both arrested for an unspecified offence
But were released within the hour
That is the limit of my memory
I cannot remember anything after that
This was until the following morning when my college contacted me
Jenna and I were front page news and her rather large breasts
Seemed to be celebrated even in the more serious newspapers
My college served me with a temporary suspension
Which although I thought rather draconian at the time
Was their way of protecting me from the media frenzy
I tried to contact Jenna but she had returned home
This was our fifteen minutes of fame and then it faded
Almost two weeks passed before I saw Jenna again
We were almost shy of each other and promised to sober up
Jenna and I only met occasionally over the next two years
And that was how it ended as we drifted apart
This was until two weeks ago when Jenna contacted me out of the blue
How she even found me was quite an achievement
As I was now farming in the Highlands not far from Fort William
I had inherited Glabbock when my father died
And the farm had been my way of life since then
To Be Continued