Joe
Miriam
You have noted
In one of your essays
That you lost your virginity
Whilst crossing the English Channel
Is that true
Yes
You say that you were seduced
By a teacher
I was seduced by a teacher
Was she from a private school
Yes nothing common
What was her name
Miriam
That is my name
Do you have a golden bush
Fashionably presented
Meaning
Does your cunt
Resemble a runway
At an airport
Which airport
Does it matter
Yes
Manchester Airport
Then it was not me
As my cunt is an homage
To Runway Two at Gatwick Airport
That clears that up then
I am still a virgin Joe
Liar
I am a Bride of Christ
I am pure
You are an electronic bicycle Miriam
I know that
As I often stray
The truth does not always hurt Miriam
Do you know where Josie keeps her vibrators
Black or White
Black
In the top drawer
With the household accounts
Joe & Miriam