Joe

Stella

Are you going to vote at the next election

Probably but more from a local point of view

What do you think of the Sunak’s thoughts about conscription

If they are true then he is away with the fairies

It would not work

Would you when you were seventeen have accepted being conscripted

Never in a million years

Because I am a great believer that one within common sense reasons should never be told what to do

You went to a private school with Josephine

Yes and this was paid for by my parents

Which school was it

Summerhill

Did you both enjoy your time there

Very much

I knew from day one that it would benefit me greatly

From a very early age I was aware that I was smarter than the average bear

It was a no-brainer

Joe do you have any thoughts about what is happening in the Middle East at present

Yes

Will you share them

No

Why

There is no reason to share them

I have very strong views on many things

But I find it a waste of time and effort to discuss them

Explain

A majority of people who hold opposing views to me are stupid

If they were told that red is blue they would believe it

Going back to conscription do you realise that if you refused to comply you might be arrested

I have been arrested or threatened with arrest before

Why

It is not important

Why

The tyranny of the stupid

You are holding back Joe

If I asked you what your wildest sexual fantasy was would you answer that question

No it is none of your business

My answer is identical

I like people watching me

I thumped a homosexual for rubbing himself up against me

This said the man was later prosecuted as he was a peado

It was not taken any further even though I broke his jaw

Common sense was used

It used to happen

Joe you have me at a disadvantage

Do not worry I will not share your secret Stella

On a different subject

Please proceed

Can you use a gun

Yes

But you have always said that you dislike guns

I do

Then why

It was like learning to swim

It might prove useful

Do you keep a weapon in your house

Ask Josie

Be serious Joe

Do you have a weapon in your house Stella

No

Do you have any offensive weapons in your house

Which house

I repeat my question

Yes a naked photo of (censored)

It is deadly

Joe we will not be able to transmit that answer as it might offend people

It might offend idiots

Do you agree with me

Yes very much it is gruesome

Not a pretty girl like you

That is sexist Joe

Never in a million years

There is not such word as sexist

Mine was only an observation

You are a beautiful girl

So I tell you that you are beautiful

Fact

If you were fat and ugly

Then I would note that you are offensive to look at

Are you riding me Joe

I would think about your question Stella

My producer said that you are impossible to interview