Joe tell me it is not true

I am afraid it is true

I am so ashamed

It is not a problem Josie

What do you mean not a problem

I have sent my mother an explicit video

Mummy has no problem with our special relationship

She has told us many times

I know but does she know that I send you porn

It is nor porn sis

I am not exactly picking buttercups in a field

Women masturbate in the shower

For their brothers

Only society sees it that way

How did it happen Joe

Do you not remember that I changed things around

A secret account so we could discuss presents

It is all your fucking fault Joe

I knew that I would get the blame

No I blame myself it is not your fault

I was just on heat and lost my head

You just turn me on so much

That is nice to know

I feel so guilty

Mummy must think that I am a complete slut

You are

We are going to sleep in separate beds Joe

Why

Because I cannot keep my hands off of you

Joe

Josie

What lie did you tell to mummy about the funeral

I said that you had met an old friend and mixed your days up

Did she believe you

I did not ask her

She knows the truth now

What truth

That I did not care for her silly friend all because of those fucking dolly mixtures

And sherbet lemons

WHAT

You also had some sherbet lemons in your bag

Are you taking the piss Joe

No just correcting your history

OUCH THAT HURT

You have drawn blood

I so so sorry

My fucking nails

Josie Josie wake up

I hit him

Hit who

My brother

Then you must have superpowers

As we are in Cannes and Joe is in London

It was a nightmare that is all

A dream

Yes a bad dream

I think that you have had too much sun

But I have Spanish blood

What has that to do with it

Nothing

Splash your face

Monique will be back soon

Monique

My wife you met her

Tall dark half Maltese

I thought she was your sister

Take your sandals off

Stretch out and just rest

We will look after you

You will be well in hours

I am so glad that I met you again Marie-Claude