Vence is worse
How I laughed at your text
You hate fucking dogs
But they adore you
Do you know that I have just been upshirted
Really
Josie has been upskirted
But never upshirted
I was standing on our terrace
Drinking a strong strong coffee
Wearing only my white shirt
When I noticed a chap filming me
Well upshirting me
He could obviously see my landing strip
And knew that I was related
To the lady of the sonnets
It should have annoyed me
But I found it rather amusing
I smiled at him and wished him
Good Morning which got rid of him
Is it not strange that the twins
Have had nearly identical starts to their day
Is it the mathematics of something or the other
Give Beastmaster a kiss from me
Josie