I sometimes hide in the confessional

And listen to the wicked sins

Of the good people of Harrow Town

Some are really juicy and perverted

Pearl Necklace Mrs Block

You dog’s butt hole Mr Jones

It is safer to wear condoms SKS

Really I should know

As I am the son of a celibate priest

The hem of your dress is wet Lorna B

Have you chosen again to walk in the sea