You are drinking a Budweiser

Straight from the bottle

It is hot again in Paris

Earlier I purchased

A Herald Tribune tee shirt

From a small shop two blocks away

It cost me eighteen euros

But as you liked the movie so much

It was a small price to pay

To please me you have changed into the shirt

I tell you that I stole the garment

And that I am just a common criminal

You tell a cop

And I am arrested

I serve six months for theft

In a prison near Versailles

You do not visit me

And on my release

I return to our apartment

You tell me that you are pregnant

With a baby girl

We kiss and make up

And agree to call our child Patricia